Helen: Geezer isn't age-specific. It's a politer way of saying "an old fart." Geezers haven't had a new thought in ten years. Dorothy: walking on uneven ground is the real test of balance and leg strength. My lawn is a never-ending series of holes and mounds. It's a good place to twist an ankle. I've regained reasonably good balance with the elliptical at Planet Fitness and walking at a solid speed on the treadmill without holding on. Most of all, I had to get rid of Vertigo. Jeri: You could be Jeri Cho, a symbol of freedom. I started talking about a guy in my neighborhood many years ago whose name was Al. I didn't know his last name, so I started saying his name was Al Fresco, and people started using that, not realizing it wasn't his actual name. :-)
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