As for Put All Your Faith in the Pill, I had an album on the Canadian Arc label by a group called The Brothers In Law. I suspect they wrote the tune...but I don't know for sure. Put All Your Faith In The Pill The Bothers-in-law The world population explosion Is making you feel rather ill The doctors have said You can hop into bed And put all your faith in the pill So put all your faith in the pill Put all your faith in the pill The Doctors have said You can hop into bed And put all your faith in the pill The pill is a birth control method It's the best one developed to date You get somebody's daughter To take one in water There's no mess and no time to wait. So put all your faith in the pill Put all your faith in the pill The Doctors have said You can hop into bed And put all your faith in the pill It's been proven and tried by the Russians The Chinese now make them at home And it may not be true, But word has leaked through They are now being tested in Rome. (oh oh) So put all your faith in the pill Put all your faith in the pill The Doctors have said You can hop into bed And put all your faith in the pill So throw out your old fashioned methods As you joyfully leap into bed You can take your saran wrap Back into the kitchen And use it for cooking instead So put all your faith in the pill Put all your faith in the pill The Doctors have said You can hop into bed And put all your faith in the pill So here's to the boys in the back room The chemists whose faith will not die For they're working there still. On a birth control pill That's fifty percent Spanish Fly! So put all your faith in the pill -- Mom! Put all your faith in the pill -- Dad! The Doctors have said You can hop into bed And put all your faith in the pill -- tonight!
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