Some jokes just get funnier each time you hear them.
VELCRO
words Bev and Jerry Praver
tune based on "Sweet Hour of Prayer" by William B. Bradbury
Tarzan, man of jungle fame
had little clothing to his name
Sometimes while swinging through the trees
his garment wound up round his knees.
But Velcro banished all his woes
Easy open easy close
Velcro came and saved the day
For Velcro now we shout Hooray!
In Rome, a sheet draped on your form
was the day’s sartorial norm
but it often was a Roman’s plight:
how to keep one’s toga tight?
But Velcro banished all their woes
Easy open easy close
Velcro came and saved the day
For Velcro now we shout Hooray!
Sister Mary felt the call
but when she went into the stall
Her habit was so cumbersome,
undressing was so bothersome
But Velcro banished all her woes
Easy open easy close
Velcro came and saved the day
For Velcro now we shout Hooray!
Eve and Adam they did sin,
they left the garden in their skin.
from nakedness they sought relief,
but how to fasten that small fig leaf?
But Velcro banished all their woes
Easy open easy close
Velcro came and saved the day
For Velcro now we shout Hooray!
The Dali Lama wears a robe,
dressed in just that he roams the globe.
He travels here, he travels there,
to keep it closed he says a prayer
But Velcro banished all his woes
Easy open easy close
Velcro came and saved the day
For Velcro now we shout Hooray!
Sir Lancelot in days of yore,
his armor made it hard to score.
It took an hour to get undressed:
by then, the maidens had lost their zest.
But Velcro banished all his woes
Easy open easy close
Velcro came and saved the day
For Velcro now we shout Hooray!
Mahatma Gandhi, holy man,
had trouble when he first began.
His loincloth didn’t have a belt,
it showed his manhood when he knelt.
But Velcro banished all his woes
Easy open easy close
Velcro came and saved the day
For Velcro now we shout Hooray!
V-e-e-l-cro !
Bev & Jerry sing "Velcro"
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