CarolC,

We both will. And amuse you with witty repartee at the same time. That way you'll have round the clock grape peeling and two worshipful admirers. (Or nine if you count personalities).

And we could expand. How do you feel about peeled pomegranates? Oranges? Kiwi?

Troll,

That isn't a nice thing to say about our mother and father. You should show some compassion as they had to put up with you for eight years longer than I've been around. And no, I don't think you can argue (successfully) that I made up for it in quality.

Regards

John, or maybe not. Maybe I am troll. Or troll me. Maybe this is really Chuck. Or some hacker and the real troll and skeptic haven't posted for months.

Ah sweet mystery of life.