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User Name	Thread Name	Subject	Posted
David C. Carter	BS: Joke Thread for 2021 (183* d)	RE: BS: Joke Thread for 2021	18 Dec 21
Bosnia,Sunday morning. A guy is back of the house playing a gut string guitar. He's reheasing for the wedding that he's playing at that afternoon. Suddenly he breaks a string,but hasn't got a spare one.It's Sunday,nothing open.Then he remembers that the market is open and there is a butchers there.He runs down to the butchers,goes in and says to the guy there: "Have you got any cow gut out back there for my guitar?". The butcher goes to the back of the shop,has a look around then comes back out front,ans says to guy; "I ain't got any cow gut,but I've got a couple of cows vaginas if you wanna play the mouth organ".

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