My own modest effort... Party? What Party? I’ll Lie If I Want To To the tune of It's My Party and I'll Lie If I Want To new words by Vikki Appleton Fielden, Dec 2021 I held a party in secret last year, Thought everything would be fine Some lousy snitch let everyone know, Now I’m in trouble, big-time! It’s my party and I’ll lie if I want to, lie if I want to, lie if I want to You always knew I was lying to you Covid 19 had been spreading like mad ’Cos I locked down way too late Why should I care if old people die? Saves lots of dough for the state It’s my party and I’ll lie if I want to... I told the peasants to cancel their fun, Lock down and sit in their homes Then had a spree with vino and cheese While masses died all alone It’s my party and I’ll lie if I want to... There was no party and we broke no rules, Just wanted colleagues to see Our new wallpaper and hey, anyway Rules don’t apply to little me It’s my party and I’ll lie if I want to... Can’t understand why you’re all so upset, Let’s just pretend it’s not true Please don’t forget to castrate the Met, Say it’s too old to pursue It’s my party and I’ll lie if I want to...
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