Here are the lyrics to my song 'Immoral Prime Minister Shock'. Tune - 'Poverty Poverty Knock'. Directly inspired by John Dengate's Royalty Royalty Shock.

Immoral Prime Minister Shock

CHORUS:
Immoral Prime Minister shock,
New horrors unfold by the day,
Immoral Prime Minister shock,
Please can’t they take him away,
Immoral Prime Minister shock
Water rolls off the duck’s back,
Immoral Prime Minister
More and more sinister
Please Tories, give him the sack.

I'm Boris, a man of coarse wit,
All over the country I flit
To show that I care
For those stuck in despair,r to to join
But I honestly don't give a shit.

Into old Eton I breezed
And pissed on whomever I pleased,
To the masters’ despair
Pater ruffled my hair
And slick were the wheels that he greased.

CHORUS

I find it quite fun to deceive,
My words you should never believe,
My life is a game
And I’m never to blame
For the trail of destruction I leave

Many's the filly I've had,
I spaffed my wild oats like a cad
And I must confess,
It’s anyone’s guess
How many out there call me Dad

CHORUS

At the Tele they paid me a stash
To write evil filth with panache,
At muslims I sneered
And at gypsies I jeered,
Yes I was a racist for cash

Though I am a man of high class
And my pedigree's hard to surpass
My morals are shite
And my words are as light
As the wind I fart out of my arse

Immoral Prime Minister shock
Water rolls off the duck’s back
Immoral prime minister,
Sickening, sinister
Please won’t you give him the sack.

D.A. Jenner