Nobody Coming to Hire Me to the tune of Nobody Coming to Marry Me (a.k.a. "The Hedger & Ditcher Song") New words ©Vikki Appleton Fielden (can't remember when I wrote this; maybe ten years ago...) My father's a graphic designer my mother does nothing but shop I'm brilliant at media studies But still I cannot get a job Oh dear, what shall become of me Oh dear, what shall I be There's nobody coming to hire me No-one to read my CV I took 27 A-levels I put them all on my CV That ought to be bloody impressive So what if I only passed three I thought if I went to the Uni and learned to sleep late and drink beer That's all I would need for to find me A well-paying, easy career Oh, must I die on the dole Oh dear, how shocking the thought There's nobody coming to hire me Surely it's not me own fault But even tho I lack employment And worked me poor fingers to bone At end of the story I'm laughin' Cos I'll never pay off me loan Folkie verse: My father's a mandolin player my mother does nothing but sing I've got a degree in folk music So why does the phone never ring Oh dear, what shall become of us Why can't we make it big There's nobody coming to hire us No-one to give us a gig
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