Full Title- Which Switch is the Switch Miss for Ipswich written by Worton David , J Barnett & Herman Darewski


I've just had a row with a telephone girl
A telephone girl my brain's in a whirl
I asked her for Ipswich but she lost her head
Somehow she switched me on Northwich instead
She got so mixed up with the switches it's true
That I got annoyed and I cried tell me do

Which switch is the switch Miss for Ipswich
It's the Ipswich switch which I require
Which switch switches this switch with Ipswich
You've switch my switch on the wrong wire

You've switched me on Northwich- not Ipswich
So now to prevent further hitch – If you tell me
which switch is Northwich and which switch is
Ipswich I'll know which switch is which

I begged the young lady to please put me through
I Cried switch me do on Ipswich two two
I waited an hour then the sweet little thing
Came back from her lunch and exclaimed
Did you ring? Then just as I fancied
At last I was through She cried
Have you Finished I Said What the who

Which switch is the switch Miss for Ipswich
It's the Ipswich switch which I require
Which switch switches this switch with Ipswich
You've switch my switch on the wrong wire

You've switched me on Northwich- not Ipswich
So now to prevent further hitch – If you tell me
which switch is Northwich and which switch is
Ipswich I'll know which switch is which

I got through at last and thought all was well
Rang up my hotel but more trouble fell
I cried can you book me a room there for two
A voice said we can sir but this is the zoo
I murmured a prayer than and fainted away
And when I came round I was trying to say

Which switch is the switch Miss for Ipswich
It's the Ipswich switch which I require
Which switch switches this switch with Ipswich
You've switch my switch on the wrong wire

You've switched me on Northwich- not Ipswich
So now to prevent further hitch – If you tell me
which switch is Northwich and which switch is
Ipswich I'll know which switch is which