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Jack Horntip Lyr Add: 'Ports of Call' a traditional bawdy song (4) RE: Lyr Add: 'Ports of Call' a traditional bawdy song 03 Feb 23


Song # 184 from the Fighter Pilot's Song Book [1963, 421st Fighter Squadron of the US Air Force].
SPANISH GUITAR

Oh the first port of call it as Aden, Aden
Where the girls wouldn't screw, but we made 'm, Made 'm

Chorus: Three dollars you pay, for a bang up each way
And a tune on a Spanish Guitar plink, plink, plin
Singing Hi-ziggy-ziggy, fuck a little piggy sideways
Swish-switch
My idea of a woman is a big fat whore
Shit-bag, Fuck-stick
Three dollars you pay, for a bang up each way
And a tune on a Spanish Guitar plink, plink, plink


Oh the next port of call it was Boston, Boston
Where the girls wouldn't screw, but we force 'm, forced 'em.

Oh the next port of call it was Malta, Malta
Where the girls wouldn't, but ought'a, oughta

Oh the next port of call it was Suwon, Suwon
Where the girls they would do it for two won, two won.


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