GEE BACK, WHEE BACK

Chorus:
    Gee back, whee back
    Come and get your money back
    You know what I mean
    The birds fly high
    The birds fly low
    But never in between.

She was the boot-maker's daughter, boys
Her reputation was vast
She was only the boot-maker's daughter
But she made a naughty lass.

She was the timber-cutter's daughter, boys
Not one of the local whores
She was the timber-cutter's daughter
But she gave the boys the sores

She was only the mechanic's daughter, boys
Lived in a small brown shack
She was only the mechanic's daughter
But she gave all the boys the jack

She was only the farmer's daughter, boys
Her Christian name was Heather
They sent her home from the local show
Because she couldn't keep her calves together

She might come from Mahally [??], boys
She doesn't give a hoot
Just because she comes from Mahally [??]
Don't think she's a root

She was only the woodcutter's daughter, boys
Her face was covered in smiles.
She was only the woodcutter's daughter
You could hear her ring-bark[??] for miles.

She was only the butcher's daughter, boys
She wasn't averse to stripping
She was only the butcher's daughter
But she liked to have her undercut dripping.

She was only the Admiral's daughter, boys
Seeing is believing
She liked to have her naval base
Full of discharged seamen.

She was only the welder's daughter, boys
Loved to do the splits
She was only the welder's daughter
But she had acetylene tits.

Issued ca 1974 on the Bang Away Lulu, Ribald Classics (Vol 4). Issued by AO records.