SHE SANG SO FAIR

OH, SHE SANG SO FAIR, IN THE MIDNIGHT AIR,
AS THE WIND BLEW UP HER NIGHTIE.
HER TITS HUNG LOOSE LIKE THE BALLS ON A MOOSE
OH ME, OH MY, OH MIGHTIE

SHE JUMPED IN BED PUT THE COVERS O’ER HER HEAD
AND SAID I COULD NOT FIND HER.
I KNEW DAMN WELL THAT SHE LIED LIKE HELL
SO I JUMPED RIGHT IN BEHIND HER.

I STUCK MY PETE UP UNDER HER SHEET UP
IN HER SAUSAGE GRINDER.
THE YOLK OF AN EGG RAN DOWN HER LEG
AND THE SHIT ROLLED OUT BEHIND HER.

SHE BURPED AND FARTED AND SHIT ON THE FLOOR
AND THE GAS FROM HER ASS KNOCKED THE KNOB OFF THE DOOR.
THE MOON SHOWN BRIGHT ON THE NIPPLES OF HER TITS
AND THE BULL FUCKED A COW AND THE DOG TOOK A SHIT.

I FUCKED HER ONCE AND I FUCKED HER TWICE
AND I FUCKED HER ONCE TOO OFTEN.
I BROKE THE MAIN SPRING IN HER CUNT
AND NOW SHE'S IN HER COFFIN.

SUNG BY THE WHOREHOUSE QUARTET—
HAVE YOU GOT A HARD ON—NOT YET!
ARE YOU GOING TO GET ONE—YOU BET!
JUST GIVE ME TIME.

From pg 13, 704th TASS Sing and Drink Book (1984). Available here: https://archive.org/details/1984704-tasssinganddrinkbookgetzcollectionno-108/page/11/mode/2up