This my contribution, which can be sung to a well-known tune, at least well-known to me. It's not quite finished, so if anyone wants to finish it off feel free. Putin on the style (not to mention the Agony) Oh, Mr Putin, what have you done? You sent your troops into Ukraine, you thought it would be fun. You told them it was easy, they wouldn’t go very far. Oh, Mr Putin, what a naughty boy you are. Oh, Mr Putin, what will you do? You said they would be welcomed but it really wasn’t true. You told them not to worry, it’s not a real war. Oh, Mr Putin, well, we’ve heard it all before. So, Mr Putin, what happens now? You need to extricate yourself some time, some where, some how. You bring your troops back home and you tell them they have won. Who will want Ukraine now that the dirty deed is done? Well, Mr Putin, what have you got? A lot of flattened buildings and a lot of people shot. But you’re still ruling Russia so it must have been worthwhile. Oh, Mr Putin, what a really nasty smile. Oh, Mr Putin, join in the song. You didn’t think annexing them would really take this long.
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