And just for fun... (generally to "Sweet Betsy from Pike) World's Longest Song (Tim Wallace, Lorain, Ohio) (passed away 2015) There are some recording of him on YouTube, but not this one) This is the ballad of the world's longest song Nobody can sing it because it's so long. No one can remember how all of it goes, So I'll just sing the first hundred verses or so. The context is boring- it's not very deep, And all those who hear it may soon fall asleep. And all those who stay conscious are sure to be bored, And all those who don't will be poked if they snore. The melody starts here, and then it goes low. The next line is higher, and winds up like so. The third line is similar, but not quite the same, And the 4th line is just like the third line again. It's dull and redundant, and it repeats itself, And it's dull and redundant and it repeats itself. It just says the same thing all over, and then It just says the same thing all over again. It was handed down from my great-grandfather's time. My grandfather sang it, but he couldn't get it to rhyme....right. My father added more words, but he couldn't quite get them all to fit.... Then he gave it to me, and now I'm stuck with it. Now I'm working on it, but I'm pretty dense. I just haven't got any rhythmical sense, And when I pass away, it will go to my son, Which may prove to be hard, since I haven't got one. Nobody can sing it, though many have tried. One fellow swore that he could, but he lied. When four hundred eighty-ninth verse came around, He got queasy and shaky and had to lie down. But the once was a fellow who really could sing. He quite nearly finished the whole bloody thing. When he came to the last verse, he swelled up with pride, Stammered and choked and exploded and died. There's one verse in here that I can't quite recall. There's one line I just can't remember at all ----------------------------------------------------------- And part of another that I --------------------- Now somebody said that this song is all fluff- I should put in some socially redeeming stuff.... Some truth and high consciousness. I said,"Gee whiz That'll make it more boring than it already is!" Now just to be fair and put everything right, I hummed the one verse that wasn't polite. It was crude and profane and contained dirty words. It was the ------ that I ever heard! Well, the time has now come as in every dumb song, When we all are cajoled into singing along. But learning the chorus should not prove a chore, 'Cause it's all parts of song you've all heard before: REPEAT AFTER ME Toori-li, oori-li, oori-li-aye Toori-li, oori-li, oori-li-aye Hey diddle diddle the dilly dally day Hey diddle diddle the dilly dally day Hickory, dickory fiddle lee aye oh Hickory, dickory fiddle lee aye oh Chug chug, toot toot, clank clnk clank e-i-o Chug chug, toot toot, clank clnk clank e-i-o
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