I’m Not A Boy
Words: F the Ineffable
Tune: The Yellow Rose of Texas or any good tune


I‘m not a boy, said little Fred
Dylan’s OCD
I’m ADHD, Joni said,
And Paul is gluten-free.

Kay said, I’m going to be a geek
And work at Livermore
Jim cried, I am a Jesus freak
Said Kurt, I worship Thor.

Their mothers told them not to shout
Or quarrel as they played.
“I’m glad they’ve got that sorted out
Before they start first grade.”