Bloke arrives in pub looking all knackered and dishevelled. "You all right, mate?" asked the landlord. "Well yeah, but I've just had the weirdest experience. My car broke down a mile down the road, I was gazing helplessly at my engine wondering what to do, when a horse looked over the fence - and told me how to fix it, and I did! A talking horse!!" "Oh yeah?" said the landlord without even raising an eyebrow, "And what colour was the horse?" "Black..." "You were lucky there. There's a grey horse in that field too, and he knows bugger all about engines..."
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