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Steve Shaw BS: Joke thread for 2023 (1059* d) RE: BS: Joke thread for 2023 18 Dec 23


Bloke arrives in pub looking all knackered and dishevelled.

"You all right, mate?" asked the landlord.

"Well yeah, but I've just had the weirdest experience. My car broke down a mile down the road, I was gazing helplessly at my engine wondering what to do, when a horse looked over the fence - and told me how to fix it, and I did! A talking horse!!"

"Oh yeah?" said the landlord without even raising an eyebrow, "And what colour was the horse?"

"Black..."

"You were lucky there. There's a grey horse in that field too, and he knows bugger all about engines..."


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