My grandfather's cock was too long for his pants So it dragged 90 yards on the floor It was longer by far than the old man himself And it weighed half a hundredweight more.
It was found on the horn On the day that he was born And was always his pleasure and his pride But it dropped, flopped, never to rise again When the old man died.
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