My grandfather’s clock was too tall for the shelf so us all tipped ‘en over on ees side ’Twas a useless old clock - never kicked and barely tocked So the old bugger gave up and died 90 years without functioning Sod the clock Stuff the clock Us tried kicking and punching ‘Im Sod the clock Stuff the clock Us was just about to chuck the bugger out When us come up with a new idea After some years us all had a bright idea And worked out exactly what to do We stood the clock erect which we did effect By boring a hole in the roof It worked like a charm but unto our alarm Fresh new problems began to unfold Us all gazed at the base ‘cos of course the clock face was up that hole 90…. This we noticed and so a reflector in the hole We most scientifically inserted Unfortunately, you all know as well as we That the image would be laterally inverted Whenever the time the was 25 to 9 it appears to be 25 past 4 And obviously, come 9 o’clock we thought ’twas 3 Us could take no more 90… So the beds we took down from the bedroom to the lounge and we carted the three piece upstairs So us don’t go up to bed but us all goes up instead and go up to sit down in the chairs Mow according to our friends ’tis like living in Big Ben but at least we always knew the time But we very soon found ’twas equally as loud When the old clock chimed (a three piece was 2 chairs and a couch)
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