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DOWN ON THE FUNNY FARM
As recorded by Singing Kettle on “Greatest Hits, Vol. 3,” 1996.

1. Down on the funny farm, we sing a silly song.
The animals they all join in; the sounds they make all come out wrong.
The cows they all go “baa;” the sheep they all go “moo.”
The donkey he goes “oink-oink-oink” and the horse says “cock-a-doodle-doo.”

CHORUS: Ev’rybody baa! (Baa!) Ev’rybody moo! (Moo!)
Ev’rybody oink! (Oink!) Cock-a doodle-doo!
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Cock-a-doodle, doodle-oodle-oodle, cock-a-doodle-doo!

2. Down on the funny farm, the pigs lay all the eggs.
The chickens help to plow the fields; the ducks all sleep in double beds.
The tractor has no tires; the horse crows ev’ry dawn.
Sheepdogs quack; ducks all bark, down on the funny farm. CHORUS

3. Down on the funny farm, the barn is filled with juice.
The sty is packed with apple pie; the hen-house crammed with choc’late mousse.
The dairy’s full of lemonade; the stable’s packed with jam.
The dogs say neigh, the cats eat hay, down on the funny farm. CHORUS

4. Down on the funny farm, we have to shear the geese.
It’s real good stuff, and sure enough, they don’t have feathers; they have fleece.
It’s true we have a tiger; there’s no need for alarm.
He’s striped; he’s set; he’s pussy-cat, down on the funny farm. CHORUS