And it gave Jim MacLean an idea...

Apologies to Matt McGinn’s Wee Red yo-yo.

Have you seen a red Tory, red Tory, red Tory
Have you seen a red Tory with a wee yella streak?

There’s Sarwar and Starmer,
A knight in red armour,
They’ll tell ye what you want tae hear.
But if they win power,
Within half an hour
They’ll slap 50p on your beer!

Have you seen a red Tory, red Tory, red Tory
Have you seen a red Tory with a wee yella streak?

There’s Sunak and Starmer,
A nyaff and a charmer,
They’re wanting your vote, what a farse!
They’re ‘honest and true’ but it’s you that they’ll screw
They’re cheeks o the same Tory arse.

Have you seen a red Tory, red Tory, red Tory
Have you seen a red Tory with a wee yella streak?

Keir Starmer loves Maggie,
The auld Tory baggie
The wan wha stole milk frae the weans.
She mucked up the miners,
The shipyairds and jiners,
But Starmer thinks Thatcher had brains.

Have you seen a red Tory, red Tory, red Tory
Have you seen a red Tory with a wee yella streak?

There’s Tories in Moray,
And red wans CA’ED Murray
There’s nothin atween them ata’.
So mind when you’re votin
Don’t turn your wee coat in
The difference they’ll mak is …….hee haw!

Have you seen a red Tory, red Tory, red Tory
Have you seen a red Tory with a wee yella streak?