An old bloke gets pulled over doing 100 in a 50 mile an hour zone. The cop says “Licence and registration please.”

The bloke says, “I don't have a licence. They wouldn't give me one because I'm blind. And I don't have the registration because I stole the car.”

“Stole the car!” the cop exclaims. “Who's the owner?”

“I don't know. I forgot to ask him his name before I killed him.”

“You killed him?”

“Yeah, the body's in the boot.”

At this point the cop calls for backup. Three police cars arrive along with the chief inspector. “Can I see your licence and registration please?”

The old guy says, “Certainly, officer,” and hands them over.

“Could you open the boot?”

“Of course.” The guy pops the boot open, and it's empty except for a spare tyre.

The inspector says, “My officer told me you were blind, had no licence or registration, and had killed the previous owner and thrown him in the boot!"

The old guy laughs and says, “Oh yeah? I bet he told you I was speeding too!"