I wrote this a few months back when Trump was first indicted. The tune is In the Jailhouse Now.

BTW, when I do this song I do it like Leon Redbone with hat, dark glasses and false facial hair. Seems to fit!

In The Shithouse Now
(New lyrics by Jay Pearlman)

There once was a guy named Donald J. Trump,
Long arm of the law thumped Trump on his rump,
He thought he was the smartest guy around;
Well, it was a Witch Hunt or worse day,
Indictment came down on a Thursday,
He’s headed for the hoosegow way downtown!
   
He’s in the shithouse now!
He’s in the shithouse now!
Grand Jury said it ain’t funny
To pay a porn star hush-hush money,
He’s in the shithouse now!

[Bad Yodeling]

Angry fist he was pumpin’,
American flag he was humpin’,
The Golden Arches was his favorite shrine;
He’ll get throw’d in jail,
Melania won’t go his bail,
The judge done said “Sedition’s next in line!” (That's fine!)

He’s in the shithouse now!
He’s in the shithouse now!
His face looked meaner and meaner
When the judge said, “Grab ‘im by the subpoena!”
He’s in the shithouse now!

[More Bad Yodeling]

Stormy went “Hubba-Hubba!
Maybe Trump’ll get a cellmate named Bubba!”
And Alvin Bragg’s the toughest guy in town;
The D.A. said it was rash
To have your lawyer slippin’ her cash,
Looks like Chester Cheeto’s goin’ down! (That clown!)

He’s in the shithouse now!
He’s in the shithouse now!
Left your MAGA pals in the lurch,
Now it’s fingerprints and a cavity search, (Ow!)
He’s in the shithouse now!

[Still More Bad Yodeling]