Sadly not...but here is a consolation prize....I wrote this a few years ago Nightly White Statins (To the tune of Nights in white satin.) Nightly white statins, Keep cholesterol down. Got this prescription, From the doctor in town. Sickness overtakes me, And headaches abound. Makes me so grumpy, No-one wants me around around. (Chorus) And I hate them, Yes I hate them, Oh how I hate them. Gazing at people, Wandering around. Wondering who takes them, And if it makes their heart pound. Some try to tell me, They’re perfectly fine. If that’s a reality. Then why aren’t mine? (Chorus) And I hate them, Yes I hate them, Oh how I hate them. Oh how I haaatttte them….Oh how I haaatttte them……………………………………………….. Michael J Hill © May 2012
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