Oy, Patty, your hair! And I thought it was awful last spring when the sleep study tech covered my head with extremely greasy sticky pads to apply electrodes. So much scrubbing when I got home.

Many furniture items can be purchased online and delivered, but I suppose extremely remote addresses test the limits of those services. Can you deploy any Google map GPS information regarding the devices on that property for the utilities in question? In this day and age pulling up map coordinates is something any motivated property owner can do. Or maybe there is a county or state or FEMA or Corps of Engineers (etc.) overlay map you can access. I visualize you spending time in a library if you have one nearby.

Good luck! And PM me your address if you've a mind to, I'd like to look at the property (Zillow) and send a card once you get moved in!