Stilly, if these sellers actually vacate and we actually have closing on Monday, I will pm a link for the location.   If they do not, then I'm done with this whole circus.

No, it's not a remote location at all. We just have a too-big, unresponsive utility that has stored the service address in their database as "N of town", which will not allow me to start service at the correct address (or under the meter number), until someone presents whatever they consider suitable documentation that the meter is at that address. Utter stupidity.