A guy with a speech impediment goes shopping. He first goes into a hardware shop and asks for a fucket. A what? the shop guy asks... A fucket a fucket the man asked. Oh a bucket the shop keeper says...Yeah that's what I said, a fucket. Next he goes into a clock shop and asks for a cock..A what? the owner says... A cock a cock, the guy asks…Oh a clock the shopkeeper says... Yeh a feckin cock, wot I said... Next he goes to a bakers and asks for a bum. A what, you dirty get? the baker says before realising he meant a bun…Then a guy walks up to him and says, Have you got the time mate? The guy with the speech impediment says Yeah. Just hold me bum and fucket while I get me cock out...
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