A Yorkshire man told me this Our Sal got a new bonnet the other day Ee, it aint half a right one With a wreath of roses round the brim and a feathers right down the back. Our Sal went to church on Sunday Parson said Ee Sal, this aint a flower show, this is a place of worship Our Sal got right mad Taint like thy bald head, she said Now in it, nowt on it Wouldst thou like a feather from my hat to cover it? Sorry I couldn’t write it in the Yorkshire vernacular
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