Melissa mentioned this back on 08 Jun 08:


TOO MUCH BUTT
As recorded by Saffire—The Uppity Blues Women on “Havin’ the Last Word,” 2009, which you can hear at Spotify.

1. Sergio Valenti and Calvin Klein,
They aren't ready for these hips of mine.
They may be designers but they haven't designed
Jeans to fit your valentine.
They make women's clothes for the long and the lean.
I got too much butt for one pair of jeans.

2. Well, if a gown's too big, it don't fit the holster.
I don't buy jeans; I get reupholstered.
An acre of denim, custom cut,
Sewn with care to fit this butt.
Well, if my zipper could talk, you'd know it would scream:
“Too much butt for one pair of jeans!”

CHORUS: Too much butt. What?
Too much butt. Ah, no, baby.
Too much butt. Tell me, how could that be?
Too much butt. It's a mystery to me.
I may have a lot, but I'll tell you what:
There's no such thing as too much butt.

(Ain't no butts about it, baby.)

3. Well, you know on a plane, it's a little bit tight.
My butt's wedged in for the whole damn flight,
And if you're next to me, you'd better be nice
’Cause this butt can be a flotation device.
If we go down, ah, you know what I mean:
Too much butt for one pair of jeans. CHORUS

4. When I bend over, I may block the sun.
I may be two but I'm your only one.
On a scale of one to ten, you know I'm your twenty.
How could you want more? This girl's got plenty.
I know what you like and you like what you see:
Too much butt for one pair of jeans. CHORUS

Well, if my zipper could talk, you'd know it would scream:
“Too much butt for one pair of jeans!”
Yeah, if my zipper could talk, you'd know it would scream:
“Too much butt for—too much butt for—too much butt for one pair of jeans.”