A very drunk fellow was staggering home via a very dark alley. He bumped into, er, a lady of the night. Sez he to her, "How much do you charge for sex?" "Twenty quid." "OK!" So they were getting on with it when a police officer came down the alley and shone his torch on them. "'Ello, 'ello, and what's going on 'ere then?" "Er, I was just making love to my wife, officer..." "Ah, I didn't realise she was your wife, sir..." "Neither did I, officer, until you shone your torch on her face..."
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