The website asks me if I've checked for This Topic First? So I hit Search but I get a 505 error. I think that means no one's ever thought such things as this.

I have fun writing lyrics and putting tunes to them, but they never go anywhere 'cause I don't get asked to perform very often, probly for good reason.

This one seems to have some fizz. So why don't some of you see if you can fit a tune to it and have fun. Knock selfs out

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Old Pappy Fiddle
Makes up words and riddles
To while away the time
Instead of cutting the hay

(like this:)
Rabbit and Toad
Hopped on down the road
Seeking adventures
And maybe some gold
With adventure leading the way
Laissait le bon temps rouler

He spent all his time
Making poems sublime
But his fiddling was really quite awful
We don't carp or whine
Cause his songs tho rustic are joyful

Gramma Fiddle
Is learning to yodel
Or at least we think that's what she's doin
After she's practiced
then you can ask us, to
Laissait le bon temps rouler