In a museum in Glasgow, possibly the Kelvin Hall but I'm not sure, is a piece of video featuring Billy Connolly singing the following:

       Take the rollers from your hair,
       Shake them loose and let them fall,
       Put them down by your glass eye,
       In that chanty by the wall.

      Though your teeth are black and gone
      and your breath smells out of sight
      I'll put a clothes peg on my nose
      To help me make it through the night.