A few Roman jokes from an erstwhile contributor

A Roman centurion went into a bar and said to the barman, "I'll have a martinus please." The barman said, "Do you mean 'martini'?" The centurion said, "Look, pal, if I'd wanted two I'd have ASKED for two..."


An ancient Roman is trying on some new clothes. He turns to his wife and asks her, " Does my gluteus look maximus in this toga?"


A rather overweight tourist goes into a clothes shop in ancient Rome and asks the assistant, "Do you have XL togas?"

"Certainly sir, but why do you want so many?"


Most Romans don't think that Cleopatra is beautiful, but that's the way Julius Caesar...