MOOSE

When I'm in the mood for a very fine lay
I go to my closet and take out some hay
I open my window and spread it around
'Cause moose will come running when hay's on the ground

When I was a young man I used to love girls
I'd fondle their titties and play with their curls
But my wife went a left me for a lawyer named Bruce
You'll never get treated that way by a moose.

Moose, moose. How I love my moose.
Never had anything quite like a moose
I've had pussy that tight and pussy that's loose
But never a pussy as good as a moose.

Ooooooh and when I'm getting advanced in my years
I'll think of life but I'll shed me no tears
I'll sit by the fire with a glass of Mateus
Playing hide the salami with Marvin the moose.
Moose, moose. How I love my moose.

1986. "Moose" from What I Did on My Summer Vacation LP by John Valby.
No chorus but note the repeat of the "Moose, moose. How I love a
moose" line.

Another recording by John Valby on the 1999 CD Half Fuckin' in the Bag
is exactly the same except he changes the homosexual "playing hide
the salami with Marvin the moose" to "Mable the moose".


Listen to the 1999 recording here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBefXuzFdLU