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Joe Offer Lyr ADD: Lancashire Liar (from Harry Boardman) (8) ADD: Lancashire Liar (from Harry Boardman) 23 Apr 25


In another thread, somebody asked for lyrics to the song "The Lancashire Liar," supposedly recorded by Harry Boardman on the Deep Lancashire collection (but I can't find it on my CD but I think there are at least two Deep Lancashire CDs).

Here's a recording: https://www.facebook.com/JackRutterMusic/videos/517084919060168/

https://soundcloud.com/jackrutter/the-lancashire-liar-1

But hey, I found the song on a post by Good Old Barry Finn:

Thread #18699   Message #187212
Posted By: Barry Finn
29-Feb-00 - 11:18 PM
Thread Name: Lyr/Chords Req: Lancashire folk songs
Subject: Lyr Add: THE MANCHESTER LIAR^^

Hi Harpgirl, my pleasure, the song that is, I'd love to join a Hearme sing but I'm so bad at trying to make these teck NO boxes work I need a 3 yr old to take my hand so I don't trip over my own feet.

Harry Boardman mentions that the similarity to the Darby Ram obvious but says that this version seems of later vintage.

THE MANCHESTER LIAR

In Manchester I saw a crow leave London in a crack, sir
Flew as far as Saddleworth wi' Ashton on it's back, sir
Indeed, Sir, it's true, sir, I've never been given to lie & if you go to Lancashire you'll see the same as I

I saw a goose from Staleybridge, that coal from Hyde had taken
It stole a bag from Liverpool filled with Irish bacon

In Warrington I saw a pig kill near 200 people
In Lancaster I saw a dog dance on Leeds church steeple

In Huddersfield I met a bull selling Eccles cakes, sir
In Marsden I met a dead horse going to Oldham wakes, sir

In Delph I met a flock of sheep had been to rob a York church, sir
They brought a hen from Tadcaster in a show to learn to work, sir

At Hurst I saw a peck of birds take Leigh church & shake it
And drive a horse through Dukinfield with eggs to Rochda' market

In Haslingden I saw a mouse wheel muck through Royton town, sir
In Mossley I met a cat wearing a Knaresboro gown, sir

In Bacup I saw a monkey in Burnley teaching school, sir
In Blackburn it made Wangby cheese, in Colne it chased a fool, sir

At Tyldesley Bank I saw a lamb at Stockport cry a sale, sir
In Chowbent I saw a baboon in Wigan brewing ale, sir

At Pendleton I met a dog driving sheep to Sutton
At Middleton I saw a horse tried for stealing mutton

At Failsworth I saw a turkey rob Preswich chruch all over
At Hull I saw a rabbit chase a hound at Dover

At Radcliff I saw a crow kill near 300 witches
At Bury I saw a tomcat at Bolton selling matches

At Chorley I saw 2 bullocks in Preston selling oil, sir
At Bath I saw a pigeon take a giant to Carlisle, sir

This is an intriguing song. Can anybody tell us more about it?


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