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She Went for a Ride in a Morgan

She went for a drive in a Morgan,
She sat with the driver in front.
He fooled with her genital organs:
The more vulgar-minded say cunt.

Now she had a figure ethereal,
She auctioned it out to men's cocks.
And contracted diseases venereal:
The more vulgar-minded say pox.

The dazzling peak of perfection,
There wasn't a fuck she would scorn,
She gave every man an erection:
The more vulgar-minded say horn.

Did you ever see Anna make water?
It's a sight that you ought not to miss.
She can lead for a mile and a quarter:
The more vulgar-minded say piss.

If I had two balls like a bison,
And a cock like a big buffalo,
I would sit on the edge of creation,
And piss on the buggers below.

c2001. hymnal.txt Stray Dog [hash house harrier]text songbook.

This song is also know as "The More Vulgar Minded". The verse float.