The More Vulgar-Minded

She went for a ride in a Morgan
The chauffeur was named Sonny Jim
He fooled with her sexual organ
The more vulgar minded say quim

Now she had a figure ethereal
And men beat a path to her box
But she came down with sickness venereal
The more vulgar minded say pox

Her efforts got honorable mention
Why there wasn't a man she would scorn
One look and they came to attention
The more vulgar minded say horn

They would crowd just to watch her make water
'Twas a spectacle charming to see
She could leak for a mile and a quarter
The more vulgar minded say pee

One night the Good Fairy came riding
And offered a wish to the lass
While she sat on her buttock deciding
The more vulgar minded say ass

She said, "Were I built like an elephant
Up to heaven I'd go
I'd sit on the edge of creation
And drop turds on those buggers below

In spite of the slimmest of chances
She's passed o'er the heavenly walls
And now she's the Belle of the Dances
The more vulgar minded say balls

1962. "The More Vulgar-Minded" on Bawdy Songs Go To College LP by Oscar Brand.

Listen online: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEOACDe6qQ8&t=1138s

My notes say the tune is "The Prisoner's Song".