Why can't Trump become Pope? At breakfast time, an Executive Order can make him a Catholic. At morning tea time, an Executive Order can ordain him as a priest. At lunch time, an Executive Order can consecrate him as a bishop. At afternoon teatime, an Executive Order cam make him a cardinal. At dinner time, An Executive Order can make him Pope, taking the name of Upid XLVII. At supper time, an Executive Order will canonise him as St. Upid XLVII
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