Format: Jesus can’t play rugby ‘cause _________________________(a). Jesus can’t play rugby ‘cause _________________________(a). Jesus can’t play rugby ‘cause _________________________(a). So we don’t want him on our goddamn team.
a: -He’ll get nailed to the goalpost -He has holes in his hands -We’ll get drunk off his water -He’ll heal the other team -His dad will fix the game -He’ll show up 3 days late -He never did exist -His headgear is illegal -He cant support a hooker -He's only got 12 friends -He's bleeding on the field -The goal posts give him flashbacks -He's got an illegal toe spike
Ending verse: Jesus Christ we’re only kidding. Jesus Christ we’re only kidding. Jesus Christ we’re only kidding. But we don’t want him on OUR GOD DAMN TEAM!
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