MR. WINKELSTEIN.

The monk stood in the Priory Hall;
The monk stood in the Priory Hall;
The monk stood in the Priory Hal
        Bashing his balls against the all
The old BASTARD! The old SOD!
What'll we do with him? FUCK 'IM1
FUCK 'IM AGIN!
Glory, glory, Hallelujah!
SHIT!
Balls to Mr Winkelstein, Winkelstein, Winkelstein
Balls to Mr Winkelstein, dirty old man.
For he keeps us waiting while he's masturbating,
So balls to Mr Winkelstein, dirty old man
He ups 'em, he downs 'em, he fucks 'm, he drowns 'em
So balls to Mr. Winkelstein, dirty old man.

There passed a maid with downcast eyes (3)
        He flashed his hand between her thighs.
The old BASTARD! etc.

The other monks they cried with shame (3)
        And wished that they could do the same
The old BASTARDS! etc.

The bishop in repentance sat (3)
        Pulling himself into his hat.
The old BASTARD! etc.

The friar invited a girl to supper (3),
        And in a flash the bastard was up her.
The old BASTARD! etc.


[Hand written additions]

There as a monk called Thomas Aquinas (3)
        who always drank whisky out of vaginas.

The monks they though their life complete (3)
        because the nuns were always on heat.

There was a lady they called the Madonna (3)
        and all the bishops used to get on her.

1950s. From Obiter Dicta MS by Donald Laycock.



See here: https://archive.org/details/1979obiterdictadonaldclaycock/page/n17/mode/1up?q=bastard