Balls to Mr. Banglestein

There was a monk of Priory Hall
There was a monk in Priory Hall
There was a monk of Priory Hall
Who bashed his balls against the wall.

Balls to Mr. Banglestein, Banglestein, Banglestein
Balls to Mr. Banglestein
Dirty old man
When he's not copulating
Then he's masturbating
So Balls to Mr. Banglestein
Dirty old man

He met a girl with jet back eyes
He met a girl with jet back eyes
He met a girl with jet back eyes
And jet black hair between her thighs

Balls to Mr. Banglestein, Banglestein, Banglestein
Balls to Mr. Banglestein
Dirty old man
When he's not copulating
Then he's masturbating
So Balls to Mr. Banglestein
Dirty old man

He took her to his lily white bed
He took her to his lily white bed
He took her to his lily white bed
And screwed her 'til she was nearly dead

Balls to Mr. Banglestein, Banglestein, Banglestein
Balls to Mr. Banglestein
Dirty old man
When he's not copulating
Then he's masturbating
So Balls to Mr. Banglestein
Dirty old man

He took her down a leafy lane
He took her down a leafy lane
He took her down a leafy lane
And he screwed her back to life again [Spoken:] That bastard deserves to die!

Balls to Mr. Banglestein, Banglestein, Banglestein
Balls to Mr. Banglestein
Dirty old man
When he's not copulating
Then he's masturbating
So Balls to Mr. Banglestein
Dirty old man

1975. Transcribed from the LP Ribald Classics Vol. 5: Pheasant Pluckers.
The last in a series LPs giving unexpurgated drinking songs. Issued in
Australai by the AO [Adults Only] Record company.