THE MONK OF PRIORTY HALL

There was a monk of great renown
There was a monk of great renown
There was a monk of great renown,
He fucked all the harlots around the town,
He fucked all the harlots around the town.

CHORUS:        The old bastard. The old sod.
        What will we do with him? Fuck him.
        Let us pray-
                Glory Glory Allelulah -- shit.
        Balls to Mr Winklestein, Winklestein, Winklestein,
        Balls to Mr Winklestein, dirty old man
        For he keeps us waiting while he's masturbating
        So balls to Mr Winlestein, dirty old man
        He ups 'em, he downs 'em
        He fucks 'em, he drowns 'em
        So balls to Mr Winklestein, dirty old man.

The monk stood in the Priory Hall, (3)
He fuck a nun against a wall (2)

The other monks looked up in shame (3)
And wished that they could do the same (2)

There came a maid with downcast eyes (3)
They bashed it in between her thighs (2)

They buried her beneath the grass. (3)
The dug he up and fucked her arse. (2)

1970s. Untitled Australian songbook. Received from Mal Johnson.


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