ROLL YOUR LEG OVER

I wish all girls were like B-24's,
And I were a pilot, I'd make them all whores,
Oh, roll your leg over, roll your leg over,
Roll your leg over the man in the moon.

I wish all girls were like chicks in the springtime,
And I were a cock, I'll screw them in swingtime,

I wish that all girls were like little white- rabbits,
And I were a hare, I'd teach them bad habits,

I wish that all girls were like girls down in Sydney,
I may not have much, but I stall have one kidney,

I wish that all girls were like fish in a'pool,
And I were a pike with a water-proof tool,

I wish that all girls were like goats in the woods,
And I were a ram, I'd teach them what's good.

1945. Aloha Jigpoha [compiled by Robert D. Thornton].
Aloha Jigpoha is the songbook of the Navy linguists during WWII.
Jigpoha is an intentional corruption of JICPOA (Joint Intelligence
Center Pacific Operation Area).