Verily (add loud moanings of "brainzzzz" to (dis)taste), but the Orange Offender doesn't look like he needs to fake it these days. Curiously, there's been no evidence seen on East-Pondian TV of him stumbling on getting out of Air Force One: did he or did he not faceplant on the tarmac?
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