The betrayal of the MAGA fan.
sung by Ella Fitzgerald spinning in the grave



After one whole quart of brandy
Like a daisy, I'm awake
With no Alka-Seltzer handy
I don't even shake
Trump is not a new sensation
I've done pretty well, I think
But this half-pint imitation
Put me on the blink

I'm wild again, beguiled again
A simpering, whimpering child again
baited, bothered and bamboozeled - am I

Couldn't sleep and wouldn't sleep
When Trup came and told me, I shouldn't sleep
baited, bothered and bamboozled - am I


Lost my mind, but what of it
He is cold, I agree
He can laugh, but I love it
Although the laugh's on me

I'll vote for him, and midterms for him
And long for the day when we'll cling to him
baited, bothered and bamboozled - am I


He's a fool and don't I know it
But a fool can have his charms
I'm all in and don't I show it
Like a babe in arms
Trumps's the same old sad sensation
Lately I've not slept a wink
Since this half-pint imitation
Put me on the blink

I've sinned a lot, I mean, a lot
But I'm like Q of QAnon
baited, bothered and bamboozled - am I


I voted him, and did midterms for him
And worship the hair style that clings to him
baited, bothered and bamboozled - am I


When he talks, he is seeking
Words to get off his chest
Off the monitor speaking
He's at his very best

Vexed again, perplexed again
Thank God, I can be ever blessed again
baited, bothered and bamboozled - am I



Wise at last, my eyes at last
Are cutting you down to your size at last
baited, bothered and bamboozled - no more

Burned a lot, but learned a lot
And now you are King, so you earned a lot
baited, bothered and bamboozled - no more

Couldn't eat, was short on cash
Life was so hard to bear
Now my heart's antiseptic
Since you don't seem to care

Bromance, finis; your chance, finis
Those antics that invaded my mind, finis
baited, bothered and bamboozled
- no more