What is the difference between a critic and a puppy?
With time, training and patience, it is possible to make a puppy stop whining.

Critics are to comedy writers what dogs are to trees.

The unpaid profession of being a heckler is dropping now that guard jobs are hiring at Trump's deportation prisons.

Title-Author Jokes
by Colin Blow and Kenda Poor
Get Your Eyes Tested
by Seymore Clearly
My Motorbike Accident
by Kay Moffatt
Drinking Too Much Water
by I. P. Allott
Ready To Go
by Sadie Word
Urine Sample
by Phil A. Beaker
Spending More Than You Earn
by Owen Munny
Too Tired To Go On
by Eli Downe
African Wildlife
by Ella Fants
I slipped up
by Ben Anaskin
I’ve Wet Myself
by Dan Pundies