I am very happy today because I like Joe very much and he has often said wonderful things about me. Joe even went to bat to get my picture into the Mudcat album so I am sorry that nasty Cletus wrote saying such horrible things to you. I apologize for even knowing him. It was very unkind to point out the fact that you are rapidly going bald and have only a few years of hair left. I think your beard looks quite nice and will be far more noticed by many than your baldness. I'm sorry Joe that Cletus would even say such a terrible thing. I am glad he didn't say anything about the discounts you get by buying Rogaine and Viagra as a package deal. He's very unkind and I am happy he didn't say anything in this case.

Cleigh O'Possum