Just had the pleasure of sharing the Roseville Fair Parody with some soulful people at the Mocha Folk Cafe last night. You know, the parody where you do two verses in normal fashion and then she catches her true love holding hands with some flooziama, and the chorus runs:

And his head went right through the middle of the banjo,
She left them both well beyond repair,
And the people all said "That's the way to treat a banjo!"
She cracked his skull with a rosewood chair!

What joy to share!