My niece, the same one who sent me the report on the annual Darwin awards, sent me this list of country song titles:

These are NOT made up. These are actual song titles....

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns Into Bed

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away

I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me

I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2

I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine

I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal

I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

I Still MIss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite

I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here

I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back in My Bed as I Cry Over You

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him

Please Bypass this Heart

She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

I Would Have Written You a Letter, But I Couldn't Spell

Quote: "People show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable." -Anon