Is this it Dai? JOHN WILLIE'S FERRET I was there, so were you The mayor and the vicar, all the council too with their wives and ladies on full view the night John Willie took his ferret to a do. He slipped his lead with some butter from the sauce he patterned all the table with his dirty little paws oh said the vicars wife, this rabbit isn't dead as he danced a little jig around the hat upon her head oh I was there, so were you The mayor and the vicar, all the council too with their wives and ladies on full view the night John Willie took his ferret to a do. He ran down her collar and down her front he tore he wriggled down her knicker leg and danced upon the floor oh said the vicar, thats a sewer rat I'm sure well if thats the case his wife replied, I wish we had some more oh I was there, so were you The mayor and the vicar, all the council too with their wives and ladies on full view the night John Willie took his ferret to a do. He ran through the soup and he nibbled at the peas he dribbled all the gravy down the mayors knocking knees and then he quenched his ferret's thirst with half a pint of shandy and then relieved his little self in Mrs Brierly's brandy oh I was there, so were you The mayor and the vicar, all the council too with their wives and ladies on full view the night John Willie took his ferret to a do. Well the ladies left their tables and began to dance with fright they shouted out in panic at the little ferrets sight< he nibbled at their stockings and he tickled all their knees and the vicars wife kept shouting give me some of that please oh I was there, so were you The mayor and the vicar, all the council too with their wives and ladies on full view the night John Willie took his ferret to a do. He ran up and down the curtains and he swam about the punch he herded all the ladies in a corner in a bunch and just to end the escapade he did a little quicky he ran up the speakers dinner suit and nibbled at his collar oh I was there, so were you The mayor and the vicar, all the council too with their wives and ladies on full view the night John Willie took his ferret to a do. Well they caught the little fella and they put him in a box they give him anaesthetic from the vicars wooly socks they sang him Annie Laurie in the mayors own car and then they got him back as fast as hell to John Willie's pen oh I was there, so were you The mayor and the vicar, all the council too with their wives and ladies on full view the night John Willie took his ferret to a do. best wishes, Yvonne
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