How about "Gee, Officer Krupke" from West Side Story - about being handed around from one expert/agency to the next?
Or Rob Lumbard's "Crazy Little Girl" ("In her eye was the gleam/that showed she was on Thorazine...")? [P.S. - if you ever start collecting vascectomy songs, he has one about that too! ;-)]
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